Race against friends to the front of various lines in a comic game of cards, strategy, ridiculous power-ups, and zany characters!

Gut-Wrenching Adventure Awaits!

You are impatiently standing at the back of a line. The buffet closes in two minutes and you know the port-o-poop line afterward is going to be very long. Welcome to “unPerfect Heroes: Battle Lines”, the game where you move members of the misfit Waple family against various “targets” who have the same goal as you. 

Strategy Abounds!

Move your game pieces through the traps to the top of varying scenario boards. Play up to five cards per hand to beat one of your opponents’ three stats, each with its own consequence. Attacking and Bribing can move your character forward while chickening out moves your opponent back or even into a trap.

Expandability Assured!

Decks comprise 20 Heroes, 20 Target Characters and 13 Random Crap cards. Players can share one deck, each player can have their own deck, or shuffle multiple decks together to make things interesting.

Launching on Kickstarter

unPerfect Heroes: Battle Lines is currently floating on the ocean on its way to our distributor, and is expected to be ready to ship to customers in late-February. Kickstarter orders get the first copies!


Filled strategy and tons of goofy characters with zany power-ups and downs.


Games can be as quick as 5 minutes making it a great game for tournaments or a time-waster between longer gaming sessions.


The game is completely playable at just $29.95 with expansions only a measly 12 bucks!