The Waple Family is a rag-tag team of misfits who try to save the day but never seem to completely succeed.
unPerfect Heroes is a dice-chucking, card power-upping tabletop board game about said family. It’s really not that hard (that’s what she said).
The game is based off of the Waple family, the offspring of history’s worst pro rassler ever. The Waple family was created by Aloha Bob Moffa and some of his friends, who are probably too embarrassed to acknowledge this, way back in the 20th century. Approximately around 1995ish to be almost exact. We have written many tales and adventures that will be thrown into the game, along with other newer quests that we make up from here on out.
Join Biff Waple (semi-retired horrible pro rassler), his manager Wally “Walla” Wapleburger, Biff’s twin brother Spanky Waplespunk (marketing genius behind this garbage), Spanky’s wife Ivanna Waplespunk and their spawn Spiff.
How To Waple!
If there is no enemy or item on the board roll 4 dice to see what may be placed on the board from the Random Crap deck!
Roll 4 dice to see if the enemy moves on the predectid path or attacks the player!
Make your move! Fight, buy, sell, train, search, or just stand around like the Waple you are!
Pass the dice to the next player!
There’s plenty of skills to learn, items to find, baddies to run away from and exotic locals to visit like Pepe’s Motor Lodge or a Dark Scary Alley.
Will you tussle against Evil Biff with a Howitzer at Big Al’s Fat Camp or flee in terror from the One Man Polka Band at the Scam and Save?
Every adventure is unique and over the top with the most loseriest rag-tag team of misfits ever.